I’m worth billions but the real test of my legacy will be …. (looks around) JUMPING OVER THIS CHAIR … (DOES THE SHIT OUT OF IT). I imagine this playing in the background.
TheClearlyDope. Always dope. Clearly.
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Hey guy complaining at Starbucks this morning about being out of Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins …. YOU KNOW THE RULE.
Be a man. Classic. Starbucks is turning men into giant poons.
You know, I think SofaPizza nailed it.
you ain’t cool, unless you sheet the pool.
I always look forward to my morning sheet. Lol